Happy Valentines day
Channel 214 (with your announcer Earl) All of us at channel 214 would like to wish all you lucky lovers out there a Big Fat stupid Valentines day!! Cuz your friendly announcer her at Public access Channel 214, which would be Earl...which would be me...got dumped by his girlfriend and now he wants you all to suffer like he suffered.Don't mind me talking in the third person as me and my court appointed shrink are working on that. But first lets take a look at this wedding day disaster. After this you can feel good about your love life knowing you don't have a tape of you doing this.