antique porn

I'm watching a video of old time porn.. Probably from the 30's. early porn is fucking awesome. I love knowing that as soon as cameras were invented there were pervs who immediately started filming sex.
Filming yourself fucking is possibly a little naughty now for some people, but imagine how taboo it probably was a hundred years ago. I have a feeling a lot of the ladies in these early fuck flicks were probably prostitutes.
And let me tell you as about the untouched and out of control pubic hair! In one scene the guy gets a wet rag and starts scrubbing one lady who I assume needed it. I'm pretty sure sex in the old days was a smelly experience. Charles probably wasn't going down on Caroline all that often in their little house on the prairie

marry fuck or kill?

Alright contestants. Its the children's show hosts version of Marry, Fuck out Kill.
Mr Rogers

Captain kangaroo

Or lavar Burton from Reading rainbow?

Personally this is an easy choice. If marry Mr Rogers as he will always make you feel like I'm the very best me that I can be.

I'd fuck Mr Burton aka kunta kinte.

And captain kangaroo gets a cap in his creepy ass

turn it into a porn!

I work at a porn shop and one of the commandments of porn is Thou shall make an XXX version of any TV show, movie, book, news story or weather pattern etc. So let me pitch some porn ideas that I don't believe have been made, which is challenging because the porn industry has turned nearly everything into a fuck flick. Seriously there is a Golden Girls porn.

Take the classic 80's sitcom Different Strokes and make it a hard core gay movie. Call it Deviant Strokes. Its the story of an old white guy in the role of daddy to a hot black twink and his midget brother. It's got interracial, daddy and midget sex! Hey, the pervs like it a little freaky. We don't all move to the beat of just one drum. It takes deviant strokes to rule the world. What might be right for you may not be right for some.