Monday, January 29, 2007

Lets talk about sex. Sex Quotes

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be
dirty. ~John Waters

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