"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting."
-Gloria Leonard
"He who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, but he who does not remains a fool forever."
-Chinese Proverb
"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me."
-Bette Midler
"Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them."
-Mae West
"It's the good girls that keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time."
-Tallulah Bankhead
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
-Groucho Marx
"If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter."
-George Carlin
"It's been so long since I made love, I can't even remember who gets tied up."
-Joan Rivers
"From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it."
-Bette Davis
"Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got." -Sophia Loren
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It'll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing."
-Brendan Francis
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