turn it into a porn!

I work at a porn shop and one of the commandments of porn is Thou shall make an XXX version of any TV show, movie, book, news story or weather pattern etc. So let me pitch some porn ideas that I don't believe have been made, which is challenging because the porn industry has turned nearly everything into a fuck flick. Seriously there is a Golden Girls porn.

Take the classic 80's sitcom Different Strokes and make it a hard core gay movie. Call it Deviant Strokes. Its the story of an old white guy in the role of daddy to a hot black twink and his midget brother. It's got interracial, daddy and midget sex! Hey, the pervs like it a little freaky. We don't all move to the beat of just one drum. It takes deviant strokes to rule the world. What might be right for you may not be right for some.