marry fuck or kill?

Alright contestants. Its the children's show hosts version of Marry, Fuck out Kill.
Mr Rogers

Captain kangaroo

Or lavar Burton from Reading rainbow?

Personally this is an easy choice. If marry Mr Rogers as he will always make you feel like I'm the very best me that I can be.

I'd fuck Mr Burton aka kunta kinte.

And captain kangaroo gets a cap in his creepy ass